The inimitable Ratto puts the A’s and 49ers in a little game called “Survivor: Stadium Edition” which plays out less like the reality TV show and more like a rigged game of Monopoly. Whether you find humor in his column or not, the message is very clear: Getting a new venue for either team is not going to be easy, quick, or cheap. In the end, he still says to bet on the A’s, despite the obstacles.